Archive for April, 2002

Where Did The Nick Atoms Go?

For those of you who did not know, a passing meteor possessing awesome radioactive qualities recently bathed our beloved planet Earth with mysterious, space-toxic spores. Dr. Ted Nelson and his two ‘Nick’ Atomized robots, Coburn and Wyngarde, were sent by The President himself, with full endorsement and cooperation from The Mayor, to investigate.

Upon investigation, it was found that certain animals located in the Great Northwest were affected by the spores, grew in size, and began attacking all other living creatures! Dr. Ted Nelson knew the only way to stop this horrible phenomenon of mutant monsters was to grant Coburn and Wyngarde powers far beyond those of mortal men to combat this evil menace. All power from The Nick Atoms’ computer systems were diverted to grant that power. Unfortunately, several subsystems were pushed beyond their operational capacity and were shut down as a safety precaution. Thenickatoms.com was one of them.

We at The Nick Atoms® apologize for any inconvenience you may have suffered. But please understand, the fate of the entire human race was at stake. Coburn and Wyngarde were victorious, and this makes the sacrifice we have all made worthwhile. We are here to stay, and promise not to leave you kids again. So please, sit back and enjoy more fun and adventure with THE NICK ATOMS! Stay Tuned! (Oh, hey — Can you tell your friends we’re back up? After all, we did save all life on the planet, so it’s the least you could do…THANKS!)

The gig is off; legions disappointed

Thanks to all of you who have written in with your kind words and helpful suggestions. In some small way, you are helping to shape the future of The Nick Atoms and build a better tomorrow.

And now the answer to the question on everyone’s mind: “Will The Nick Atoms be playing CONvergence?”

No.

It is not because we do not want to play; on the contrary. We have a whole bunch of new songs for all you Atomics™ out there, and we were hoping to make this our biggest show yet. CONvergence rotates their features on a biyearly basis in the spirit of giving other people a chance at fame and fortune.

We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause anyone who has purchased a ticket in advance. Please understand that it is beyond our control.

The future of The Nick Atoms? I thought you’d never ask! The Nick Atoms have many things processing through the Neutronic Computers to get entertainment to you at this very moment! We’ll have some important updates and exciting news for you very soon! Stay tuned!

Local film to feature the swingin’ sounds of The Nick Atoms

A lonely man’s dirty deeds lead to disaster.
THE MOVIE THAT THE CATHOLIC CHURCH DOES NOT WANT YOU TO SEE!

Written & Directed by Elijah Drenner
Director of Photography/Special Effects: Michael Heagle
Starring Alan Struthers
Featuring the music of The Nick Atoms

Coming Soon!